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Amuse me, Newgrounds...

Posted by Pheonixxx - November 26th, 2009


Throw me the best jokes you have.


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Not my best but....

A guy and his buddy are out hunting. The guy's buddy is like, "Dude, I can see your wife in your house right now. She's cheating on ya!" The guy says, "I've had it with her. Shoot her in the head and shoot him in the dick." The buddy picks up his gun and say, "I can get that in one shot!"

This actually made me laugh, thanks.

damn the guy above me heard that joke from those rednecks who sit in a chair and do that you might be a redneck if........

Wait what?

Yes, because I knew it would get laughs going.

(I don't get the joke...)
And it did! :D

penis

BEST.
JOKE.
EVAR.