I can just blow it off...right?

Just as gay as you think. But it's a lot of controlled violence, as well. Which is why I do it.

Well, it's that time of year again. And I'm actually excited.

Don't you just love it when you have someone talking shit behind your back like a coward? Then you confront them about it, and they deny it? Oh wait, my favorite part is where their story keeps changing! Then you catch them. How nice.

So my nephew was born on July 4th this year. And I am so happy to be spending so much time with him. I love my nephew. :'D

...
What? Did you come here to read some kind of story or something?!

So, I've been dating this girl. And she says she wants me to marry her. What should I do.

Fuck Moms.

So tell me...
Is there anything more painful than seeing those you love...die...
Muhahahahahaahahahaha ha ha ha haaaaa!

Fuck yes.