Throw me the best jokes you have.

What are you doing for Thanksgiving?!

I have this reputation at school for jumping off shit for fun. But yesterday I really hurt myself by spraining my ankle. I have a grade 1.
Not jumping off the second floor anymore.

What a pain in the ass.
Maintianing good grades, getting girls, avoiding peer pressure, etc.
Goddammit it's tough.

You're so silly...

Of fucking course. It had to happen.
I knew it was coming, but at least I've prepared for it.
Who has duct tape? I need it to repair my heart. </3

Bad news: My head is pulsating and the damn asprin isn't kicking in yet >:(
Good news: I'm getting laid today :D Hope I can pull out fast enough :3

For some reason this week I've had a lot of mood swings. The only emotions that swung(?) though were depression and anger.
I think I have aids.

ME?
YES, YOU!
ME?
NO, NOT YOU, THE OTHER GUY!
THAT GUY?!
YEAH HIM!
HEY GUY!
WHAT?
Do you like tacos?

"Ass stalking."
"Ass talking."
"No. Ass STALKING."
"Difference?"
"No...not really."